George A. Heitczman wishes to announce that the rumors of his death have not been greatly exaggerated, as he did in fact die on May 4, 2026.
George practiced law in Bethlehem from 1972 until the date of his death, often stating that he enjoyed every minute of it.
George leaves behind a son Michael, and a granddaughter Shayla, along with his sincere wishes that they both have a long happy life ahead of them.
George was not married at the time of his death. He had been married three times during his lifetime, and each time he was widowed. He married his high school sweetheart Rosemarie who died of breast cancer at the age of 30. He later married Helen who died at the age of 78 also of Breast cancer. Finally he married Donna who died two days short of her 60th birthday of a heart attack.
George then decided he would not expose any other women to any risk of harm and therefore did not propose marriage a fourth time.
He devoted a substantial portion of his later years to studying the influence of his founding father Benjamin Franklin.
Services: At George's request, services will be private and at the convenience of his family. Arrangements entrusted to JAMES FUNERAL HOME, Bethlehem. www.jamesfuneralhome.org.